Poetry

Gregory's Revisied Laws of Love:
1.  She will never talk to you.
   
2.  The best you can hope for is to be called a friend  
   (see rule 5)
   
3.  She will have a boyfriend when you find the guts to ask her out
 
4.  All this time she though you were gay 
   (and has told all her friends so forget it.) 
   
5.  She doesn't like you even as a friend 

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts" -- Bertrand Russell